I think the Green Party needs to stop nagging the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs that "eating five greens a day" might be encouraging cannibalism, and get down to the real nitty-gritty green agenda.
The Green Party needs to tell its members about Chat GPT. They will, of course, have to use words such as "mindful", "mindfulness" "demure" and "super" as an adjective/adverb that the ThickTack lump of lard, Jools Lebron, (described an an "internet sensation" and "internet celebrity" - what on earth is that crap all about?) has virally popularised for all the sheep to grab their attention. This is to stress that she is fantastic and deserves being labelled a celebrity sensation so she can avoid actually working for a living. Life on benefits is so much more grim in the USA.
Maybe chuck in the odd "ringfenced" and "blue sky thought", and the Green's membership goldfish-like attention span will have been well and truly grabbed by the Margoolies.
According to someone (Sam Altman, of Open AI) in the Sunday Times, who knows about these things, there are some 700million users of Chat GPT each week. I would have thought counting the number of chats is very similar to the counting pollen - it must take someone hours, if not months.
And I thought Chat GPT was a get-together in the local tea shop.
Each 'Chat' question needs 1,224 joules (0.34 watt-hours of power), the amount the average kitchen oven consumes in a second. Or the energy a high-efficiency light-bulb would use in a couple of minutes. It also needs a third of a ml of water (one-fifteenth of a teaspoon).
Why all this cooking and lightbulb stuff is needed to explain ChatGPT, I have no idea. Perhaps it's a subversive plot to get the Green Party membership, renowned for being extremely dim (hence the lightbulb analogy) to put some water in their ovens and ask it a question.
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