Yes, I know the advertisement said "£28 an hour", but we are only paying £10.50 for something we expect written in 40 minutes, which is just £15.75 an hour
"Yes, the advertisement did say "Free TV", but we didn't feel we needed to mention it's only an unboxed, 28-inch customer return, and you do have to buy a new kitchen to get it" "The brand-new car in the advertisement is indeed only £4000, but we didn't feel we needed to mention the wheels, which you have to also buy, that are £8000" "Yes, the advertisement does say "50,000 Airmiles free", but we didn't feel we needed to mention it's only valid for a holiday to North Korea. Be warned before reading any further. Family and friends have told me on many occasions in the past to take the bonnet from my head and allow the bee that often sits there to escape. I am man enough to admit that they are not too far wrong. But some things do fester. Very heavily. And this episode is one of them. Also, should you consider yourself a politically correct frump, please stop reading - some of the content may cause unintentional ...