January • eBay crashes under the weight of unwanted Festive gifts • Easter eggs appear in the shops • The summer sales begin • A new Amazon holiday is declared – Black Wednesday - which will last until April • Elon Musk opens his wardrobe, which reveals a lion and a witch inside February • The world will end once more, this time on the 29th February, despite it not being a leap year • A contestant on “Tipping Point” will answer “Heil” to the question “What was Hitler’s first name?” • A participant on “Dickinson’s Real Deal” will sell a Renoir for £27million • Christmas cards will go on display in Home Bargains • Eddy Izzard discovers that “Leica Screw” is actually how lenses for that iconic camera are described by photo experts March • As the world hasn’t yet ended, it has now been postponed...
On my soapbox again!