Toilet-roll marketing is now totally out of control! So far out of control, in fact, it now needs government legislation! A secretary of state for toilet rolls is required. Hmmmm, maybe there IS a future for Jezza the Magic Grandpa, or even for the Laurel and Hardy-style pair, Burgon and Morris, in a Labour government. Apologies, Stan and Ollie - mention Burgon and Morris and I immediately think of your famous piano-delivery film, although I doubt the Labour pair in question could deliver a pizza, even if they lived in the actual pizza take-away. In the days before Stacey Solomon announced that a dog is for life and not just for TikTok, a relatively small Labrador puppy could be seen merrily unravelling a toilet roll around the house. It would then roll it along the outside path so that all the Andrex marketing people had to do when finished filming was to scrunch up the unraveled bog roll and place it in the bottom of the hessian bag to make a comfy pup-bed before they ...
On my soapbox again!