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Absolutely unforgivable ignorant post about the RNLI seen on Facebook


 
I have just read a disturbing and rather ignorant post with people saying they would not support the RNLI because they pick up immigrants from the sea.

Sorry all. It's not the RNLI's fault at all, and those comments are shameful. The RNLI is competely unfunded by the government, yet their volunteers go out in all weathers to rescue thick, implanted-teethed, tattooed, TikTok plonkers, brains enlarged by steroids, who think its alright to go off sailboarding in a force 7 gale off the coast of Scotland.
 
Have they ever been out in a RNLI lifeboat to rescue British plonkers such as above who are just braindead, thoughtless asshole themselves?
 
I have! And it's not a night out in the pub shouting obscenities at 22 spitters with ridiculous hair on a giant TV screen while you wear a gambling company-emblazoned team shirt, made by a half-blind child in Bangladesh for $4 that you paid £85 for!
 
Will you be sitting at home in Tenby, settling down to watch King Charles on TV prior to Christmas dinner with your family when the phone rings calling you out in the pouring rain to save some overweight, drunk jackass who has fallen into the sea while out walking his hangover and who now needs rescuing? I doubt it? 
 
That overweight, drunk jackass could be you! 
 
And if there was no RNLI, well, enjoy the rest of your life as shark food.
 
You detractors all seem to be totally unaware that the average RNLI rescuer is a baker, or hairdresser, or butcher, or care worker, all unpaid volunteers, called out from their work and giving up their own time to save these types of idiots' lives. The RNLI's charter is to save lives at sea, not to make a decision as to who they should or should not save.
 
I presume when you are 2 miles off the coast, pissed out of your minds on Prosecco and fighting for your lives after your motor boat sinks, you'll allow the RNLI to rescue you, because despite you being a totally thoughtless and selfish plonker, they will do!
 
However, that WOULD otherwise be a very good time for you to make your stance and not support the RNLI! Wouldn't it? 
 
Yes, why not insult the RNLI rescuers, tell them you aren't interested and then make your own way back to shore. The wind, rain, sea troughs and peaks and the two-mile swim back to shore shouldn't prove too difficult for you.
 
Bang out of order there posters!
 
(The salary received from the RNLI by the average volunteer is £0 pa - Mick Grinch of the train driver's union is on £84,000 a year and doesn't drive trains, check tickets, keep drunken louts away from single women on the last train from Halifax or clean the toilets in train stations)
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