A LEAF (Linking Environment And Farming) survey has provided
what is possibly the most depressing news of the year, aside from any imminent
release of an album by Simon Cowell's "Little Fix (sic)" X-Factory
(sic) winners.
The headline is that 2% of 16-23 year-olds surveyed thought
that butter comes from chickens, while a further 24% actually hadn't a clue.
10% didn't know that milk came from cows, while 15 thought it came from pigs.
23% were unaware that eggs come from chickens, while a further 12% think they
come from wheat, maize or oats.
Now, while all the respondents no doubt know that a
Blackberry comes from the Carphone Warehouse, this crass ignorance defies
belief, and is unbelievably embarrassing. One would think that in this day and
age, regardless of one's level of education, the origins of milk and eggs would
be universally known.
It's not surprising though.
Standards of English and comprehension continue to slip,
while companies like Edexel continue to operate as totally dysfunctional
parasites, sponging off taxpayers' money providing a less than sub-standard
service. And the saddest part is that the government with its ridiculous
outsourcing policies - outsourcing taxpayers' money to the reprehensively
incapable - lets them away with it as their Chief Executives continue their upward
spiral into the Sunday Times Top 500 Rich List on the back of absolutely inferior
quality and service. With, no doubt, an Honour from Her Majesty thrown in.
And this professional inferiority continues beyond
schooling. When the graduates,
irrespective of whether they know the origins of milk or eggs, are faced with
the appalling advertisements placed by recruitment consultants, operating on
behalf of the totally dysfunctional HR industry, it doesn’t get any better.
Yes, the recruitment consultants are all working for “leading” or “global”
players, all with incalculable turnover, yet offering barely less than a parsimonious
remunerations. However, the quality of the diction and grammar is barely on the
lighter side of dreadful.
Confusion reigns between “it’s” and “its”. Their “client”
seem to be totally confused as to whether it should be a possessive singular client
or a possessive plural client, often appearing as “my client are”. And spelling
is often atrocious, despite it being easier than ever to automatically spell
check a document.
People appear to be too busy-busy to get the basics right.
It’s no wonder the kids don’t know where milk or eggs come from. And no, you can't buy them from the Carphone Warehouse.
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