Doncha just lurve those who only ever appear once a year on Facebook, hashtagging everyone to announce "3 sleeps to go" (what a stupid statement!).
This is followed three days later by a "๐ ๐จ๐ฌ๐ก, ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ง ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฎ๐๐ก ๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐ฐ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ๐ญ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐ญ๐๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ข๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ก ๐๐จ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฒ๐๐๐ซ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ. ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐จ๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐จ ๐๐๐๐-๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ-๐ฅ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐ - ๐ฐ๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐'๐ฌ ๐๐ฎ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ง, ๐๐ก๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข-๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ญ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฏ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐จ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐๐จ๐ญ๐ก ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐๐ซ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ง. ๐๐ก ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐จ๐จ๐๐ฌ."
This then marks the start of a fortnight's flood of dullard pictures of food, views of 6-star hotels they plainly do not inhabit themselves, more food, a picture of a waiter making a total fool of himself with a cocktail shaker (a local elderly lady with Parkinson's) for the wonderful hordes of Watney's Red Barrell tourists in their Hawaiian t-shirts, long Union Jack shorts, stupid ear, eyelid and nose rivets with garish tah-ooze (and that's just the women). Plus, plenty of blurred scenics through the dusty window of the equivalent of a National Express bus, and finally, some more food pictures.
Then a sign-off of regret two weeks later that their holiday has finished (much to the relief of the resort staff), and then absolutely nothing until their next vacation.
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