Fun time with a "419 Advance Fee" scammer

These are my adventures wasting the time of an email scammer over the course of almost a year. I have left the diction and spellings by the scammer in their original format as received.

Enjoy!

Prime Minister Boris Johnson <borisjohnsonparliament03@gmail.com>
reply-to:    pministerbjohnson@gmail.com
to:
bcc:    XXXX @gmail.com
date:    19 Nov 2021, 22:22
subject:    Greetings From Minister Boris Johnson:
mailed-by:    gmail.com
Signed by:    gmail.com
security:    Standard encryption (TLS)

Westminster, London SW1A 0AA, United Kingdom.

Greetings to you,

I have information to discuss with you, please confirm if this e-mail address is still valid so that I can send to you the full details of the information.
Reply as soon as possible.

With your Full Name, Address and Direct telephone Contact For more information.

Yours sincerely,
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United kingdom of Great Britain.



MY REPLY
Sun, 21 Nov 2021, 12:17
to borisjohnsonparliament03, boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk

Mr Prime Minister

Sorry your email addresses confused me.

Thank you so much for your email. it is indeed an honour to be contacted by you, especially when you must be so busy with Brexit, COVID and other stuff like running the country, having a baby and looking after your dear father Stanley. It can't be easy when you have so many passengers in government taking too much time out in their second jobs rather than helping you to run things. By the way, your Home Secretary Priti Patel is quite fruity! We think she should be called Veryattractive Patel, nudge, nudge, know what I mean, say no more (sorry, that is a silly joke of my son's friend - although he is only half her age he fancies her more than Ant and Dec fancy money!)

Please, if I can be of assistance to you I would be so honoured to help. Please also give my warmest regards to your dear wife Carrie. If you need me to come down to Downing Street, would you be able to provide me with a parking permit please. I like to park the car where I can see it. Also, can I bring my very good friend and business associate Mark along. He is Emeritus Professor of HaiKak (a very famous learning) Principles at the University of Rathmines in Dublin, not far from Belfast and has a brilliant money-making idea that could generate millions of pounds for the UK economy. Some actually say he may be even more brilliant a professor than Professor Stephen Hawking, although with Professor Hawking now being a bit dead, it is of course much easier now for other British Professors to be more brilliant than he is. Or was.

I cannot tell you how thrilled I was to receive your email, so I won't.

With very kind regards and so excited to be contacted by you. Wow!
Your humble servant

Steddy

PS Is there any way you could perhaps arrange for me, my wife, Mark and his wife to meet both you and your sister Rachel please. If your brothers Leo and Jo are there, of course we don't mind, as we wouldn't like to insult them by ignoring them both. We just won't talk to them if that helps.



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Sun, 21 Nov 2021, 13:37

Thanks for you response, and Regarding the reason why I contact you is because of your inheritance payment worth the sum of GBP 100,000,000.00 which the United kingdom Of Great Britain is given to lucky Beneficiaries world wide, and your email address was one of the luckiest beneficiary selected to receive this payment, The only thing needed from you now for the approval and release of this payment to you is to fill in the form attached bellow for the approval from our office and release of your inheritance payment under your custody, also reconfirm your direct telephone number to enable voice communication,

Hopefully to hear back from you as soon as possible to proceed with the next steps on the release of your inheritance payment to you.

Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Green Britain
E-mail:boris.johnson.parliament@minister.com

MY REPLY
Dear Prime Minister Sir

Thank you so much for your reply. Honestly, I normally email such ordinary people during the week that to be able to suddenly contact you, our Prime Minister, directly, is such an honour. And all about sending me some money too! This is just so fabulous I can't tell you. So I won't.

I tried to fill in the form you sent me but I cannot seem to edit it or type over it. I looked very carefully and it is one of those pfd-type things, which I am sure you need to use for security. Unfortunately, however, I haven't the technology to edit it.

Can you perhaps ask one of your computer experts to instead send me the document in Word format so that I can fill it in for you (honestly your honour, I am sorry to be such a nuisance).

Kind regards
Steddy



On Mon, 22 Nov 2021 at 10:00, Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com> wrote:

Here are the required details needed for the approval and release of your payment and release to you. Send via text.
Full Name: /---------------
Date Of Birth:/---------------
Place and Country Of Birth:/---------------
Occupation: /---------------
Telephone:/---------------
Fax: /---------------
Resident Address: /---------------
Passport Number: /----
Nationality: /--------------

Name Of Bank:/---------------
Bank Address: /---------------
Bank Swift Code; /---------------
Route Code: BIC: /---- -----------
Bank Telephone:/-----------------
Account Number: /-----------------
Purpose Of Application: /-----------( Inheritance Payment ------

Amount To Be Transffered : /----------( GBP 100,000,000.00)-------

I confirm that information given above and my request for approval is true and correct.

Note : (a) This form must be accomplish by the application fee of ( GBP 500.00) only

Applicant Signature: /---------------



MY REPLY
Dear Prime Minister

Thank you so much for all your help with this.

I see you require an application fee of £500. If you can perhaps just take this from the £100,000,000 it will make it so much simpler.

In fact, at this time with Covid and Brexit and the country trying to make a recovery, I have a really good idea.

I really do not need £100,000,000! Perhaps if you just send me just £10,000,000 - this would be enough for me to retire, give £1million to each of my children, �1million to my friend Mark I mentioned in the earlier email and �5mllion to build the most wonderful hostel for the homeless here (I would of course call it "The Boris Johnson Hostel for the Homeless" after you because of your help with the financing).

You keep the other £90,000,000 (well £89,999,500 after your application fee has been taken away) for use in say the National Health Service, of course take your �500 fee, and all will be absolutely super. The people of the UK would be delighted that �90,000,000 (well �89,999,500 as I mentioned) is being given by your Excellency to the people of the country rather than to me!

What do you think of that for a very good idea? (my wife suggested that idea - I'm very proud of her)

Kind regards again
Steddy

PS I really would prefer a Word document or something official to fill in please rather than just texting you back information in an email. I'll also be needing your own bank account details. I am so excited I really can't tell you. So I won't.



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 22 Nov 2021, 11:31

That's a very good idea but against the law, the application fee can not be deducted out of your inheritance fund, and I will help you with some of the application fee, let me know how much you can provide out of this fee �500?



MY REPLY
Mon, 22 Nov 2021, 14:31

Good afternoon your Honour

Sorry for my delay in reply. I just had a very deep and meaningful conversation with my friend Mark who knows a bit more than I tend to know on internet matters. And we also had to have lunch. I had some soup and an avocado, although I'm not sure what Mark had.

He's looking after his elderly aunt at the moment - she is 108 and is about to enter the Guinness Book of Records. She had a telegram from Her Gracious Majesty the Queen when she was 100 (Mark's aunt had the telegram and NOT Her Gracious Majesty the Queen who I believe is only 95. And with due respect to Her Gracious Majesty the Queen it would be a bit silly for her to send herself a telegram!). I suspect you may ask her what age she is when you next have a weekly meeting with her if you are unsure and want to know.

Mark's aunt also had a message from Mr Cameron who was the Prime Minister before the Prime Minister (Mrs May) before you (if you know what I mean). She was a veteran of the Second World War (Mark's aunt and NOT Prime minister May) and she drove Chieftain Tanks, one of the very few women to do do. She has so many medals that when it comes to Remembrance Sunday she has to wear them in two lines on the front of her coat and have her coat specially tied up with a black ribbon to keep it closed.

Anyway, back to the advice I received form Mark. He sees no problem in you deducting the �500. He said it's like an insurance policy (he works in insurance you see, for a company called LV. You may have heard of them. They work out of Liverpool.) when you have an accident.

He said it's like if you write off your car. Say the car is worth �10000 and you have an excess of �500 on the policy (a bit like your �500, but I know your �500 is not an insurance policy) and some silly person smashes into your car and it's not in any way your fault. Well the insurance company (at least the one my friend Mar works for) would make a cheque out for �9500 keeping back �500 as the "excess" on the policy. I hope I am not patronising you, but as a busy politician you may not have had the time to work out how insurance policies work. Mark is quite certain this is how it works.

But I secretly bet that because you are such a clever man to be our Prime Minister you probably know all about insurance policy excesses. I'll await the proper form to fill in maybe as a Word document from your Downing Street office, as I know you will have to do it all official and proper-like.

With the kindest of regards to you Sir
Your servant
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Tue, 23 Nov 2021, 12:24

The application fee can't be deducted or taking out of your inheritance payment.



MY REPLY
Tue, 23 Nov 2021, 17:01

Dear Prime Minister

Thank you for your reply.

That's quite surprising seeing as I don't want all of the money. But never mind. If you send me the bank account details to send the application fee to, I can then see about placing the money with you ASAP.

Kind regards
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Tue, 23 Nov 2021, 18:25


Your mail is receive and well understood, 1st step fill in the form and send back to us before the application fee okay.

Regards...



MY REPLY
Tue, 23 Nov 2021, 18:57

Good evening and thank you Mr Prime Minister

I'm still waiting for the official form on your special Word headed paper. With due respect to you Sir, I don't think any Prime Minister anywhere in the world would just send an email with a text form to fill in! That's not very official taking into account the amount of money involved (you are aware I don't want all of the money thank you).

If you can also tell me the hospitals the balance of the money will be going to that would be wonderful and we can do a shared information to the newspapers where the hospitals are located. This will be such good news for you and for the hospitals especially as you made some little blunders yesterday when you were speaking to the Confederation of British Industry. I was pointing to the television last night and showing my wife that I have been emailing with you when you were on. So many people will be so jealous that I have a direct line into your office.

By the way, we are having a garden fete for our local Hospice (that's a place where people who need to be looked after with say cancer and other deadly afflictions go to be nursed) in a few weeks. might you have time to come up here and cut the ribbon to open the fete. Maybe you could bring some of the money balance and give it to the hospice. They are looking to build an extension for an MRI scanner machine that costs an absolute fortune. The one they would like that is less scary to young children who need to use it is about £2.25million. Otherwise maybe you can give me an extra �2.25million and I can go out and buy the machine for them, although I have absolutely no idea how I could deliver it. it most certainly would not fit in my car for sure. Have you maybe a Prime Ministerial lorry we cold load it onto and you could bring it with you and help unload it. That would be such great publicity for you Sir!

Anyway, I will now keep an eye out for the official form to fill in. My friend Mark, though, he insists that as you approached me, there should really be no need for an application form at all. And I think he is right. Why should I apply when you already offered it to me? You said it was an inheritance fund which means there is nothing to apply for really. Mark said I shouldn't really be sending my private information all over the place even if you are our wonderful Prime Minister. And I do tend to agree with him on this. You can't go offering your loyal subjects money and then asking for forms to be filled in all over the place.

So yes, that would be fabulous if you would just send the money along.

Kind regards to you and your dear Mrs Prime Minister. Please be safe and well - your country needs you so much at this time, what with COVID, Christmas coming along where dinners at home will be limited to no more than 120 people and local branches of Aldi are already running out of vegetarian Christmas Trees and organic holly and it's not even December! I hope they have enough mince pies and brandy butter or we will all be in awful trouble.

Best wishes
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 29 Nov 2021, 18:13

Hello!

Sorry for my late response I will be sending the account for the application fee GBP 500 in few hours.

Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain...



MY REPLY
Mon, 29 Nov 2021, 18:32

Dear Prime Minister

Please don't worry. I saw you on the television with the great Professor Whitty about COVID, so I understand you are busy. With all this COVID about and the new version called something like Omicromoron or something similar (sorry, I cannot be bothered to Google it correctly) I do not know when or how you and Mrs Johnson will ever be able to get out to buy your Christmas presents.

Please, Mr Prime Minister, when you do both go out to buy your Christmas presents, do wear a mask, because if you were to get ill it would mean you wouldn't be very well which is absolutely and categorically no good for the country. Actually that is very silly of me because it is you who have told us all we must wear a mask in the supermarket and on the trains and bus. Sorry. But you know what I mean.

I look forward to getting hold of the government account numbers from you  to send the money you can't take out of the money you are sending to me so I can send it to you instead.

Kind regards
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 29 Nov 2021, 18:51

Thanks and I appreciate your advice, I will get back to you shortly.

Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain...



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Fri, 3 Dec 2021, 19:43

Hello sorry for my late response, here is the my cashier bank details for the application fee GBP 500,

Bank name:
TSB BANK UK

Account name::
Robert George Bathe

Account number::
00076649

Sort code:::
77-63-33

Firstname:::Robert
Middlename::George
Surname/last::Bathe

I await your response regarding the application fee and also get back to me with the payment receipt for confirmation and with the form for us to proceed with the approval and release of your inheritance payment to you.

Regards...



The above was remarkable! The scammer provided his "real" name and account details! A gift! I searched and found that Robert Bath (born 1839 in Crockenhill, Kent) lived in the area of the scammer in Dartford, Kent.
I contacted the bank.
They said they would update me, but I never heard a thing. I can only assume they did close the account, as there was a break from his emailing after which he started to ask for vouchers instead of money as below.



MY REPLY
Sun, 5 Dec 2021, 19:43
Good evening Sir Prime Minister

Thank you for the details - brilliant. Oh by the way, sorry if you don't see this until Monday. But it won't make too much difference I suppose, because I'm sitting here in a lovely Airbnb in Scotland and won't be back until Monday. We are just back from a lovely dinner. I had fabulous lamb and my wife sea bass. I don't like fish myself. Except fish and chips from the takeaway.

We are in a place called Aviemore, in the Highlands of Scotland. We went to dinner to the Rowan Tree Country Hotel Restaurant which we can just see now to the far right out of the window of our Airbnb. You will know it because there is a photo of you as Lord Mayor of London shaking hands with the owner when you have come up here for a holiday. But I was good and have not said a word about our emailing to ANYONE, even though I wanted to tell people "look at that photo on the wall, that important Prime Minister is emailing me!�

Did you know we have a hot tub with bubble blowing water in our accommodation and a really huge 50inch TV. We arrived yesterday morning. The place is lovely, It's not far from all the skiing which happens during the winter, but only when it snows. That happens on the Clarengorm (sic) mountains (the snowing and the skiing), and the really tall mountain in the range does have snow on it now on the top! It is lovely. You should come up here with Mrs Prime Minister for a break again and meet old friends instead of going off with someone like Richard Branson, although that is none of my business sir, as you didn't get to be prime minister taking advice from someone like me (although if you do ever need advice, please do email).

Anyway, I'll see tomorrow if one of the banks are open in Aviemore - I know there is a NatWest and a Royal Bank of Scotland because I saw the NatWest and I took money out of the Royal Bank only a few hours ago to pay for dinner. Unfortunately, I don't do the internet banking stuff because I am really frightened of someone getting my codes, especially now as the touch free limit for cash has gone up to �100. Actually, I am telling a bit of a lie, because I do have my banking card attached to my Apple pay on the phone, which is great for when we go out and about. Oh, I have just realised, stupid me, I could have used my phone to pay for dinner using Apple pay instead of taking cash out of the machine.

Anyway, we have a TSB near where I live at home in York, so if I can't put the cash in tomorrow here in Aviemore for you I'll do it on Monday afternoon back in York. We should be home before the banks close I hope (I do have a feeling the banks will be closed here tomorrow and besides I might get a problem putting cash into an account in a bank I'm not a member of to another bank I'm not a member of (if you know what I mean) - I had that trouble when my son was at university and he needed money in a rush and it's only our surnames are the same (well they would be the same to be fair) they accepted the money. Although I did have to phone him and get him to speak to the bank service person.

Maybe it might be a good idea if you have a phone number that I can phone you and the bank person can speak to you and you tell them it's OK only if it's needed. Otherwise I would certainly NEVER call you and interrupt your busy day, I can tell you.

Lucky I have my second bank card with me. We'll pop by the cash machine on the way into the town centre here tomorrow to get some presents and I'll get the money out just in case. Right, I'd better go. We are going down to the pub across the road for some real Scotch made up the road.

Have a very good Prime Ministerial weekend and I hope you manage to relax, get your feet up and have a rest. I felt so sorry for you when I saw you on the television being hassled by those stupid people on the opposite side, you know, that woman from Labour from Ashton under Lyne in England, Angela Rayner or something. She is the deputy woman in Labour and who seems not to be able to speak English properly. I can tell you Prime Minister, you should make it a law that people who do not pronounce the "t" in the middle of a word that has a "t" in it should be made to go back to school and learn to speak English until they DO pronounce the "t" in the middle of a word that has a "t" in it. Have you heard that Ryland bloke from X-Factor on the Cinch car advert. He say "moh-her" instead of motor and "brih-han" instead of Britain which annoys me to the stage of getting really annoyed.

I wish you the best weekend and will email you when I have completed our transaction either tomorrow or Monday.

Kind regards
Your humble servant
Steddy



MY SECOND REPLY
steddyeddy
Sat, 4 Dec 2021, 12:49

Good morning again Mr Prime Minister. I hope you had a good night's sleep.

Just to keep looping you. I was in the NatWest Bank this morning (I absolutely never knew the NatWest is owned by the Royal Bank of Scotland - did you?)

Anyway, cutting a long story less long so as not to keep you from doing Saturday things, I was right. I will have to wait until I go to my own Santander branch of the bank in York on Monday when we get home and transmit the money from there.

Yes, because I am not a customer they would not allow me to do so. However, I could have done so if you were the customer. So worst case scenery, if I can't do it from my Santander, I know where the TSB bank is in York (it's on Parliament Street if you ever need to get to your bank when in York, for example, if like me you might need cash or foreign exchange or something, and you might as well do it without charge by using your own branch).

Right, I must go. I must go and air my calls. We are meeting my wife's cousin for lunch in the centre which explains why I only has a slice of toast for breakfast this morning. Just to advise we are going to a really posh restaurant tonight. The chef was on the MasterCook programme on B BC a few years ago it seems. He was in the semi-final. Which is one step away from the final. Do notice how I almost got a Madness song title in my reply �one step away�. Their song was �one step beyond�. It would be a great Christmas song if the song mentioned Christmas.

Have a nice weekend and I will email on Monday to update you, although my wife says it may be Tuesday because it's quite a journey home and our train is not until 12:50 and I forgot there is over two hour's wait to change trains in Edinburgh, so we will have a quick sightsee there

Kind regards to you sir
Steddy

PS Did you have any further thought or pass it on to the Education Minister about people who don't pronounce the "t" in the middle of their words (where there of course is a "t". It would be stupid pronouncing a "t" in the middle of, the word, say "London" now, wouldn't it?)



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 6 Dec 2021, 20:28

Okay, I am looking forward to hear back from you to proceed with the approval and release of your inheritance payment to you.



MY REPLY
Mon, 6 Dec 2021, 20:54

Hello again Sir Prime Minister

Thank you for your email and your patience. I thought my email on my tablet thing had buzzed and indeed it had. It was you.

Yes, we are on the train home. The weather caused much delay and we are now sitting in a place called Berwick upon Tweed awaiting the continuation of our journey. The whistle on the platform has gone so I think we will be moving shortly.

A man behind us who I have to be honest I can't really hear everything he says because of his COVID mask, was telling us that the view when we leave Berwick upon the Tweed is magnificent I don't want to spoil the excitement, but does he not realise it is dark outside and we won't see any view!

Anyway, the train we are on, although very comfortable (it was only �36 each extra return to go 1st Class which is incredible and they keep serving tea and cakes!) will take about 2 hours so I am afraid you have guessed correctly Sir, we missed the TSB Bank today.

However, I shall get along tomorrow afternoon and email you when I have done the deed. I can't manage the morning as we have the kitchen fitter coming around to replace the built-in fridge and freezer doors. We need this before Christmas, according to my wife, but I fail to see what impact not having the doors will actually do for Christmas if we don't have them, seeing as we are out on Christmas Day to our very best friends (she is called Helga from Finland and I kid you not, from Lapland! Her husband who is an everyday man called Rob from near Barnsley in Yorkshire pulls her leg something rotten about that I can tell you - awful Santa and Rudolph jokes) and then to my daughter's house for Boxing Day.

Right, the train is now off and it is difficult to type on the tablet so I will say have a very good and safe evening until tomorrow when I get back in touch. I think I will grab a nap as the conductor type chap has just come along with lovely warm tartan blankets

I still remain your humble servant

Kind regards
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 6 Dec 2021, 23:45

Okay talk to you tomorrow then bye.

Regards...



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Tue, 7 Dec 2021, 15:45

Hello!! How are you doing today? I am looking forward to hear back from you.
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain...



MY REPLY
Tue, 7 Dec 2021, 17:09

Good afternoon and evening Prime Minister

My sincere apologies for the delay in a reply and not being in touch today. Unfortunately today was a total disaster. And to be honest, it still is. This is the first time all day I have been able to get to the computer and only the it's because it is dark outside.

You may not know (although I suspect you do) but we live beside the River Ouse which goes through York (it actually goes through more places than York, but the main problem for us is when it goes though York specifically, near us).

Anyway, thanks to the recent rain, there has been the possibility building up of flooding, so we have all had to get together as well as to get my son and some of his friends together to help shift our downstairs belonging upstairs and put sandbags around.

I am sorry Sir Prime Minister, but I am sure you will appreciate it is very important for us to protect ours and our neighbours belongings from the water. Unfortunately we no longer can get insurance for flooding (maybe you could do something about it seeing as we can't move the house from the river as it was built there! Perhaps you could raise the problem in Parliament for us as we can't because we don't go to Parliament yourselves).

So yes, it looks like I'll have to postpone my visit to the bank until tomorrow when hopefully the threat of being flooded goes away. I don't know if yourself or Lady Johnson have ever been in a house and come downstairs to find yourself knee-deep in water all the way up to your waist? It is cold, wet and smells horrible. In fact we once had a wonderful Steinbeck piano that we came downstairs to find it floating around the lounge one time. A big piano floating!! It was horrible.

So yes, we don't want all that to happen again. Thankfully we can protect our kitchen which we moved out of where it was to the lounge putting the lounge where the kitchen was, because we had to replace all the fridge, freezer, washing machine, cooker and the lot during the last flood. I wouldn't mind but I had just been to Costco and spent a small fortune on salmon, meat and stuff for the freezer (we had a big chesty freezer that time but it stopped working because of the flood water)

So now means we have just to clean table legs and lounge stuff if it floods ever again and as there is only the two of us we have two lovely reclining chairs which are on a type of ramp thing at the back of the room so they can be raised up away from the flooding waters. All our neighbours have the same layout because they can't get insurance either. Except Anthony Lawlor next door but one. He thinks he knows everything and hasn't bothered doing anything. But as you well know, there is always one. Like he also doesn't wear a mask on the bus because he is a smart know it all about COVID too. He is not a favourite neighbour of anyone on our street I can tell you. Oh no.

So hopefully I will get to my bank the Santander and then to the TSB in Parliament Street tomorrow and have everything done then. Please do have the patience with me if you don't mind me asking for that, but I really have to see how the flooding goes on. We all work together as a little community here (except that Anthony I told you about - he is as useful as someone who is not at all useful!) and I can't be seen running off to town while everyone else is working hard to keep the flood away.

I can tell you we would love you to come up and see how the damage can be done for yourself. Perhaps you can tell the council and the insurance companies to behave themselves when we get flooded like this! Or when we do get flooded. It's not quite "like this" just yet although the river is raging past like a tornado.
I will be in touch tomorrow again. If you see on the news that York has been flooded, you will know I may be delayed.

With the kindest regards I can manage at the moment to you Sir. Please be well and keep us informed on the COVID as you always do with Professor Dr Wittey on the TV. We really do appreciate that.

Yours as ever
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 13 Dec 2021, 12:01

Hello!!
Are you still interested in receiving your inheritance payment from the Government yes or no?
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain.



MY REPLY
Mon, 13 Dec 2021, 17:36

Dear Sir Prime Minister

My sincere and honourable apologies for the delay in my reply.  We have had such trouble with flooding I can't begin to tell you, and because you are so busy with the new Covid (lovely speech last night - I hope people listen) I sort of put it on the backside burner. This was because you were very busy and I and my lovely neighbours have all been very badly flooded.

I will most certainly get cracking on this then. I will be able to do it on Wednesday, as we have workmen here all day tomorrow and I am also key holding for my neighbour Margaret who also needs to let the workmen in, but she can't do that if she is away for the day, so I will be doing it for her (letting the workmen in and of course not doing the work!).

I do hope there has been no flooding near Downing Street. You have enough trouble at the moment with everything for the country.
Kind regards as it always is


Steddy



MY FURTHER REPLY
Mon, 20 Dec 2021, 19:59

Good evening Sir Prime Minister

Well, after a week that has been most horrific for us (and I know it has been for you too, but a different sort of horrific to us of course) I finally got to the bank this afternoon.

I withdrew the �500 from my Santander account and then went to the Parliament Street branch of TSB like I said I would (only a little bit later than I thought) and the nice teller lady (do they still call them tellers?) told me she couldn't put the money into the account.

So I went back to my own bank and put �440 of the money back in (they must have thought I was silly taking it out and then putting it back in!). I kept �60 back because we are going to lunch in Cafe 21 in Fenwick's department store tomorrow.

Anyway, I thought I should tell you this was the case today. Do advise if you have an alternative.

Kind regards as always
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 20 Dec 2021, 20:12

Yes your mail is receive and well understood you can send the �500 via gift cards Google play or steam wallet, you can get those cards at any Tesco Thornbury store close to you �100 x5 which is the �500 scratch and send via email attachment and we will proceed with the release of your fund after its confirmed.
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain...



MY REPLY
Mon, 20 Dec 2021, 20:47

Hello Sir Prime Minister

Thank you for your email reply seeing as you are so busy.

Oh gosh. I do not wish to insult you, but gift cards as payment. That to me seems a bit very strange, if I may remark. I always thought paying �500 into the bank was a bit strange, but gift cards for the Prime Minister of this great country of ours? Sorry, your Primeministership, but I, and my wife as well, she joins me with this, do not understand how gift cards can relate to a government fund that you say is mine.

If I was to go into my council tax office and pay them by gift card they would think I was stranger than fiction! No, no, no, no, there is something very strange here Sir. If this was to leak out by any means (it would not be from me I can assure you as you are my hero) say to that woman from the Daily Paper who keeps on posting about your Number 10 events, it could bring your government down.

Kind regards
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 20 Dec 2021, 21:00

I do understand what you said and currently you know i have a lot to think about now and this gift card will be easy that's why I ask you to send it that way and I will ask the cashier to take care of it when you send them okay trust me on this.
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain
WhatsApp No: +44 7897-013542
Email: boris.johnson.parliament@minister.com
Thanks....



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com>
Mon, 13 Dec 2021, 12:01

Hello! How are you doing today? I am looking forward to hear back from you.
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain.



MY REPLY
Tue, 1 Feb, 14:21

Good afternoon Sir Prime Minister

Gosh, I am so surprised to receive an email from you. The last thing I wanted to do was trouble you seeing as you have been having such trouble of your own with the press and the public over the party nonsense in Downing Street's back garden! Is it true what my friend Colin said that journalists from the Sun newspaper have set up tents in the back of your next door garden to spy on you? That is dreadful.

If you are sure, I am happy to continue. The only problem is that this gift card idea might not be a good one. I have to fill in the recipient on the card for such a large amount, and if the lady at the gift card centre near our house (her name is Adele and she always gets asked to sing Chasing Pavements" which I personally think is very childish). Anyway, she is a bit of a quick buck merchant and I think she wold report it to the local newspaper here which is always so quick to print rotten stuff about you.

I await your honourable guidance should you have a few moments to spare. My wife has said a very good idea that we already discussed in that would it not be far easier for you to do like agents who find you money from a missed flight or something just to take a commission from the big sum. I do not mind even if you were to ven keep half of it because I am not a greedy person.

Please be well to you and Mrs Prime Minister and your lovely child.

Kind regards
Steddy



Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom
Tue, 1 Feb, 14:31

Yes it's true, and you know we are facing some circumstances now regarding this OMICROMORON virus and I want your fund to be released to you, also do not worry about the gift card stuff because I think that would be the easy way to receive the money and I know that once you send the gift card I will have 9ne of my staff here confirm them and them we will proceed with the release of your inheritance payment to you.
Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain...



And then, on 16th August after a gap of over 6 months, this suddenly arrived:

FROM :Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom
16 Aug 2022, 23:54

Hello!!

Regards
Boris Johnson Prime Minister
United Kingdom Of Great Britain
WhatsApp No: +44 7897-013542
Email: boris.johnson.parliament@minister.com
Thanks....



To which I replied:
Wed, 17 Aug, 00:18

Hello to you to Sir.

Gosh, I haven't looked at my emails all day today and only opened them about 10 minutes ago. I must have read your mind to do that! I think they call it being able to be psychotic when you can sense there is something like that in advance when you wouldn't otherwise do it.

What a surprise. I thought you had disappeared. It is nice to hear from you though. Well, not hear from you, in as much as receive an email from you because emails tend to be very quiet, if you know what I mean.

You will be changing into a new prime minister, very soon, I believe, in only a couple of weeks in fact. We will all miss you, except for those who won't miss you. What do you plan to work at? Will you go back to bricklaying and forestry like you did so many years ago?

Since the last time you wrote, when we then had flooding at our house, there is now a drought outside our house, which I suppose you could say is caused by severe un-flooding. The weather can be very amazing.

Anyway, I must dash to bed (well not actually dash, but you know what I mean) as I have an important sleep to make because I have to be up and out of the house very early in the morning. I am meeting someone who thought was dead, which is great, because as he is alive, he can buy the breakfast!

Regards and sorry you are leaving the Prime Ministership (not that it was my fault you will
understand)

With very kind regards. Do please write soon to tell me how you are getting along.

Steddy

PS - Do you need a van to help move your stuff out of your official house residence? I have a very good contact in house moves. His name is Noel Edmundo, but his business name I'm sorry, but I do not understand at all. He calls himself the "Unterschlepper" and has a picture of some boxer chap on the side of the cab. I think perhaps it might be his mother's unmarried name (she was married. I mean her name before she got married). Anyway, he has a (sorry I have to be a bit rude now) bloody (sorry I did warn you) big lorry that could fit a house in it. Well not a real house, far too many bricks and windows for that. But it is so big. One of those masticated (I think the word is) ones with a separate cab that looks funny when it's not pulling the lorry bit behind it. Costs nearly �9000 a year to insure it! And that's just third party, fire and theft insurance, although I've never worked out who would want to steal a burning lorry! Very strange. Right I must really go to bed. You have a good night sir.



On Thu, 1 Sep 2022 at 18:15, Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello!!
Happy new month, How are you doing today?



MY REPLY
Thu, 1 Sept, 19:07

Oh I'm fine thank you very much I hope you're well too. I'm sorry you're coming to the end of your Prime Ministering. I do hope whoever takes over there has got a job as you have done.

I'm just out having a curry as we do every Thursday night. We have this wonderful restaurant near us that does wonderful curries. Almost like home-made.



On Thu, 1 Sep 2022 at 19:11, Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com> wrote:

That's great and how far have you gone regarding the £500 application fee for the release of your inheritance funds to you be the end of my Prime Ministering!!

Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom


MY REPLY
Thu, 1 Sept, 23:49

Oh I'd long forgotten about that.



Fri, 2 Sept 00:01 Boris Johnson MP Parliament United kingdom <boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com> wrote:

So then when are you sending the £500 application fee for us to proceed with the release of your inheritance funds!!



MY FINAL REPLY
Fri, 2 Sept 14:39

Good afternoon "Boris"

I have a confession.

From seeing the very first email from you, I knew it was the infamous Nigerian 419 advance fee fraud scam that has been going for longer than the internet itself, dating back to the early 1980's. I guess from your location (Imo, Orodo in Nigeria) you have possibly been thrown out of the UK, that is, if you were here in the first place.

While some people may fall for your deception, do you really think I believed a word? At one time you had three different email addresses (all free, unqualified gmail addresses) in one email - borisjohnsonparliament03@gmail.com, pministerbjohnson@gmail.com and boris.johnson.pm.parliament.uk@gmail.com which is so laughable.

So, you pretended to be a wealthy world leader, using FREE Gmail addresses, (by the way, ALL 651 members of the UK Parliament and the 759 members of the Upper House of Lords are, by UK law, not allowed to use their private email addresses where those email address or contents indicate their official position within the upper or lower houses of parliament. Unlike you, they obey the law) wanting to give me, a total stranger, a huge sum of money yet needing �500 cash up front, which later turned into the demand for a gift card.

A world leader who is now coming to the final 4 days of his premiership does not have time to mess around with a silly £500 voucher as a fee in return for parting with an incredibly huge sum of money.

You must be getting desperate, needing to use your fake email addresses before they become useless.

I also do hope you enjoyed arranging your bank account at the TSB branch in Bluewater, Dartford.

The reason you had to start asking me for a £500 voucher is that I spoke to the bank and had the account closed down. It appears the bank was not impressed by the activities of "Robert George Bathe". The bank manager seemed to think the delay between you contacting me and providing me with the bank details enabled you enough time to steal the identity of the real Robert Bath (born back in 1839 in Crockenhill, Kent) who himself lived in Dartford when alive.

I've had fun though, so thank you.

I do hope the authorities catch up with you and you are jailed. I am sure there is a prison cell with your name on it somewhere - this is what you really need more than the �500 you wanted to steal from me. And be aware - someone WILL catch up on you and you WILL BE JAILED.

You really are the lowest of the low, a worthless human being, and you should be so ashamed that you are such a fraudster who is really of no value to anyone, anywhere.

Goodbye