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LIFE IN THE FAST LANE

A little bit of retail therapy was required this morning to keep the fridge and cupboard shelves happy and content. So utterly depressing! In the supermarket, two full rows of unimpressive Christmas tat out already, pushing the Halloween tat to the further end of the shop. Why they think I need Christmas crackers, selection boxes with chocolate responsibly sourced from farmers in Ghana who are paid so much from the 2021 $7.24bn turnover of Cadbury owner Mondelez that they have to have their 12-year-old children splitting cocoa beans with dangerous 3-foot machetes because they can't afford either schooling or school books, is beyond me. Or a very plasticated door holly wreath that looks like it is made in China (it is made in China - according to a David Dickinson-lookalike on Tik-Tok with no visible neck and built like an outside sh*t house, Mary, or was it Joseph, was Chinese and followed the three wise men, Wing, Wang and Wong to Bethlehem all the way from China). And d...

Fun time with a "419 Advance Fee" scammer

These are my adventures wasting the time of an email scammer over the course of almost a year. I have left the diction and spellings by the scammer in their original format as received. Enjoy! Prime Minister Boris Johnson <borisjohnsonparliament03@gmail.com> reply-to:    pministerbjohnson@gmail.com to: bcc:    XXXX @gmail.com date:    19 Nov 2021, 22:22 subject:    Greetings From Minister Boris Johnson: mailed-by:    gmail.com Signed by:    gmail.com security:    Standard encryption (TLS) Westminster, London SW1A 0AA, United Kingdom. Greetings to you, I have information to discuss with you, please confirm if this e-mail address is still valid so that I can send to you the full details of the information. Reply as soon as possible. With your Full Name, Address and Direct telephone Contact For more information. Yours sincerely, Boris Johnson Prime Minister United kingdom of Gre...