I am starting a new digital financial initiative, which I invite you all to be in on the ground floor for, unless you are up on the 4th floor when you read this, where I ask that you take the lift/elevator* down so that you too can be in on the ground floor. (*note the patronising use of the word "elevator" for our American brethren who may otherwise think a lift is something you accept from a passing motorist. Or, er, is that a ride? Which I will be pleased to take you on should you subscribe to this initiative). This new initiative is called Craptocurrency, and is based on Toiletchain technology. Should you join, each time you flush your toilet, I will make sh*t-loads of money, while at the same time, promising that you too will also make sh*t-loads of money, even though you won't. Be advised though, that, when the internet thieves and cons move in, as they are bound to, they will attempt to offer you flushing urinals and bidets - these will not work with ...
On my soapbox again!