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It's not our fault........

I never cease to be amazed at the Iranians.

Nothing is ever their fault. It's either the fault of the infidel West, Israel or the President of America.

But never their fault.

I could say as far as Iran is concerned, if it's anyone's fault, it's the French. They're the ones who, in the first place, sheltered, and then subsequently allowed out the barn-pot, two-shots short of a double vodka, warmongering 'cleric' Khomeini in the first place.

This man's only legacy (aside form the total destruction of cultural Iran as we knew it) was to introduce the Taliban, Boko Haram, Al Queda, 9/11 and all the other murderous misfits otherwise incapable of anything useful, to the world, and to turn the world against what had up to then been a respected world religion, previously attracting no derision, mistrust or disgust.

Khomeini allowed Iran to replace it's modern, cultural and intelligent, pro-Western despotic leadership with a bunch of out-of-date, out-of-tune and out-of-their-heads bearded lunatics who know only how to burn books, issue "fatwas", chop off hands, destroy culture and education, and worst of all, subjugate women.

The Iranian authorities, when they're not refining nuclear material to make into warheads, or providing new crayons for their peasant President's latest colouring book, have now decided, in their infinite wisdom, that the reason for so much divorce in the country is because of ...... wait for it ....... Turkish television soap operas.

Not because the male population have been encouraged by the maniac mullahs to denounce normality and regress to the 1600's and women are now becoming sick of it.

No.

It's the fault of the humble soap opera.

They really do defy belief!


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